GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

(Source: mymodernmet)

jinkies i lost my glasses!

Source: velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via gnarly)

(Source: ghostho)

j6:

how the hell do you burn ramen

j6:

how the hell do you burn ramen

(Source: httpugs)