egberts: ordering a pizza

egberts:

ordering a pizza

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

an even truer statement.

(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook)

okcgoldmine: via cewrew. holy crap this is amazing

okcgoldmine:

via cewrew. holy crap this is amazing

bitchyougood: this is one of my favorite tweets ever

bitchyougood:

this is one of my favorite tweets ever

avidoatlion: lifemocker: thejordanator: An expertly done three point turn Weren’t expecting that house #I have never seen someone nope that hard before

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

(Source: cannabinomad)

carnivaldog:

grasstafarian:

DON’T LET HIM GET IT RICK

PFFFFjfkjksdajdkal XD

(Source: mllemana)

scampire: oh ym GOD

scampire:

oh ym GOD

(Source: ryanhatesthis)

Most unused button of Tumblr..

kamolovestheavatar:

cakes-and-glory:

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False.

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Double false
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Triple false.
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(Source: pikashrew)

cosmic-vomit:

So, if you tune Taylor Swift down 3 semi-tones, she sounds like the lead singer of Fun.